The Honorary Staff
Although these people may not be resident in the halls of Johnson Manor, they are never far away.
Also "Cerberus" - Chief Hound Of Hell
Resident in sunny, funny Northern California, George is the guy that gets things done. Rain or shine. Kinda because the dogs still need to poop even if it's raining.
Chief Parking Officer
Also known as "The Cleaner", Joe can be found yelling while driving a 6'11" tall van through a 7' parking structure. That was quite a white knuckle ride...
His parallel parking skills are absolutely unparalleled which earns Joe the award of Chief Parking Officer of Johnson Manor.
Chief of Inappropriate Behaviour
aka "Zen Master Manny"
Manny can usually be found frequenting the food joints of just about everywhere. An avid foodie, he knows where to find the best sushi, or the best curry, or the best of anything that you shove in your pie hole.
Beyond this Zen Master can normally be found digging through research materials, writing papers, and generally nerding out on a wide range of technical topics because he can. Taught me a lot of what I know.
The Honorary Pets
Although these pets do not officially poop in the halls of Johnson Manor, they are recognized as potential instigators should any food bowls be found tipped over.
aka "The Other Two Heads Of Cerberus"
Bowie & Ziggy can usually be found roaming around Northern California along with George. It's only actually George that's remotely dangerous and I can attest these two would probably sooner dive all over you and give you a good lickin'.
They also are probably the most walked dogs you've ever met, which keeps George plenty out of trouble for the most part.
Welcome to the madness!
Welcome to the madness!
Welcome to the madness!
Welcome to the madness!
Welcome to the madness!
Along with many more...